AMM Gets Called A Baby Boomer On Twitter

I mean, yeah, compared to the Greatest Generation, Boomers are, per Principal Strickland, “Slackers.” The reason is that Boomers were generally handed everything; however, at least Boomers paid the Greatest Generation lip service while waiting for them to die off so that the boomers could be the de-facto greatest living generation.

I might be a millennial, but I’m the smartest millennial alive. That’s because, unlike those who have been brainwashed by Google, and the FakeNews, I somehow managed to avoid the worst of it. Plus, I knew the greatest generation well. And they were solid people. Millennials? Well, I don’t judge you guys, but at the same time, God put me here to lead you out of the desert.

I just wished they had confused me with the Greatest Generation – that would have been more of an honor. But if you’re pointing at boomers out of resentment, how much more unwise are you, oh foolish “All About You” Generation Y? Oh, I mean – millennials? Like um seeeriously. They’re like a bunch of robots, and they do whatever Twitter, and Facebook tell them to. Boomers had the Fake News, millennials have Silicon Valley. It’s very sad to me. But hey, that’s why God put me here. Just maybe – try to show some appreciation?