Musings On Fantasmic, The “Singularity,” And The Anti-Social FAANGTT+M Media

Editorial Note: What began as a note to Fantasmic Composer Bruce Healey about why his original Fantasmic score was superior to “Fantasmic 2.0” developed into a revelation as to the clear and definitive evil that our lazy deference to technology is what will destroy us as a nation if we’re not careful. It will destroy our art, it will destroy […]

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Your Constitutional Liberties Under Direct Attack With Wuhan Virus Bill, 5G

If you’ve ever accessed your favorite Web sites from the European Union, you may have noticed that they look a little different. That’s because the European Union, ironically, has some of the most stringent privacy protections in the world. For instance, cookies are often disallowed from entirely, so not even Yahoo or Microsoft dare to hide the same cookies that […]

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Everything Your Communications Professor Doesn’t Want You To Know

Watch This Before Getting Your Communications Degree, Or Any Other FakeNews Degree The featured image is intended as a parody of Emerson College’s Communication’s program and does not imply an endorsement, nor would we want one, from the sucky, morally relativistic, communist communications program at Emerson College, which sucks mega-ly.

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Rush Limbaugh Legacy: Awakening Low Information Americans

Many millennials are unfamiliar with the tremendous legacy of perhaps the second most important living man in conservative politics after America’s Man’s Man (and obviously President Donald Trump). Here’s America’s Man’s Man to break it down for you.

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Twitter Bans Project Veritas Director

Twitter “The Joker” Jack Dorsey has axed another piece of reality more brashly than he usually does. This time it’s none other than James O’Keefe. Just in case any of you think Twitter represents reality any more than the FakeNews does. You heard it from America’s Man’s Man. And if you haven’t yet, here’s the bombshell episode.

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About that “Don’t Take The Lord’s Name In Vain” Commandment

There’s more to keeping this name holy than meets the eye which has been deluged with filth by the idiot box. America’s Man’s Man explains why you may not want to say “Jesus Christ” in a manner other than one of total reference – even if you’re an agnostic, an atheist, or even an Islamic Terrorist. Evidently America’s Man’s man […]

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Deprogramming Series: Tattoos And Piercings

What is the new standard for how many piercings a man should have? A woman? America’s Man’s Man takes it from the top for a bird’s eye view, historical context, what have you. Spoiler alert: the more things change, the more they stay the same, in this two-part episode from the man Americans look to as a beacon of strength […]

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Mysterious Kennedy Family Rapist X Used Mom To Get To Daughter

The victim told America’s Man’s Man, although the victim has been urged to stay silent as her entire life is racked by what she says her mother’s ex did to her. America’s Man’s Man suspects that the victim is being urged to keep quiet because – why else? Because the Kennedy’s represent an ideology which must be protected at all […]

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