DEFUNCTLAND Behind The Scenes: “Keep The Music Going”: Patent-Pending Never-Ending Piano Concert System By America’s Man’s Man Designed To Be Operable By Hotel, Other-Venue Staff

The Patent-Pending, Never-Ending Piano Concert System By America’s Man’s Man, while having a lot going on under the surface, is designed to be run with very simple instructions your five-year-old can follow. Here’s the sample instruction sheet that was posted behind-the-scenes for the hotel staff at the Defunctland working prototype installation:

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