WATCH: Marriott Delta Green Bay Parts II and III – Will America’s Man’s Man Survive The Ginormous Water Tower?
This … could be the end. If you’d like the full check-in process, including more information about the room than you could ever want, don’t miss Part I!
Now that you’ve watched Part I…
WATCH PART II: The Towel Set
Remember the oil-rags from the Bates Motel on Shawano Dr. Green Bay? Well, Marriott Delta goes above and beyond to remind you that – while they won’t grab your bags upon arrival — you’re not at the Bates Motel – I mean Motel 6. Not only are the towels clean — which anybody can do —
But Delta Hotels by Marriott arranges the towel set in a formation. Each facecloth gets its own bunker shelf all to itself, and the middle one is folded in the shape of – you guessed it — a Delta. You might call it a triangle but we’ll play along. And they space out the towels, so that if you should be having an existential moment, noticing the little things — you’ll see that each facecloth has its own mini-shelf all to itself.
That, in and of itself, is a kind of art integrated into the Delta flag‘s brand specifications. So, in a sense, the art isn’t just on the walls – you get to literally wash your face with it. Someone took the time to arrange it just for you — unlike the more value hotels where they just kind of throw everything in a pile or sling it over a rack.
But because this is the most authentic hotel review ever, we had to check out a couple other things.
By the way, we did see the Starbucks right next to the restaurant, but I’m not sure if anybody was running it. It’s more of those — and we saw this in the Manitowoc Holiday Inn — the owner kind of does whatever with it. And as much as I don’t mind Starbucks — I mean, who wants to buy coffee when there is perfectly fine coffee in the lobby?
I will say — I asked them to check the Starbucks for Skim Milk and — no skim milk. Which I’m inclined to forgive them for because — well, it’s an amenity that I’m betting isn’t making them lots of cash. And if there’s no turnover, why would anybody be keeping it stocked with Skim Milk?
I will also note that there was no Stevia in the room with the Keurig machine- but the AmericInn just down the road had an abundance of Stevia and skim milk for breakfast, and none of the artificial stuff.
Granted, it’s trendy among big-spenders these days, I guess, to avoid Skim Milk, or any milk at all — at least in America. But come on. We’re in Wisconsin. Does everything have to be coming up Cheese Curds? I would imagine those poor cows get tired of cranking out those curds from time to time, and maybe a little more skim milk would give ole’ Bessie a break, because she works hard to make all that milk here on her Wisconsin Dairy Farm.
AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED PART II…
But enough about that. Let’s talk about the most important thing of all, and the thing that made what I thought would be a forgettable visit decidedly the opposite. In Part III, the rousing conclusion to my video review of Delta Hotels Green Bay, we’ll check out the breakfast which is basically a Holiday Inn Breakfast — and — the ginormous water slide!
WATCH PART III: Will AMM Survive The Water Slide? Will his phone?
Marriott Delta Green Bay is located at: 2750 Ramada Way, Green Bay, WI 54304. You can make a reservation by calling them at: 9204990631.
PART I PART II PART III