What The Hell Is Wrong With My G-g-generation?

You’ve got to admit when you’re wrong.

You’ve got to admit when you’re wrong.

I know, and have known for some time, now, that my generation is completely, and utterly, and terribly wrong. Terribly wrong.

People ask me sometimes, Peter, how do you come up with these insane ideas?

Nevermind that they’re backed by my intimate relationships with members of the greatest generation – and because mostly millennials are reading this, of course, I have to remind you idiots to get your minds out of the gutter already. But – at the same time, I don’t blame your minds for being in the gutter. After all, television rammed the very worst vices into your mind for years, decades for some of you. I can only imagine what FAANG and the likes of Fortnight is doing to Generation Z. They don’t call it the idiot box in vain for nuthin’.

I was listening to a talker; you know, one of those angry conservative fellows. They’re mellowing out a good deal, by the way, but that’s a scary thing.

Something is terribly wrong. Something is beyond terribly wrong. All of us can sense that something is terribly wrong on a very visceral level.

The Rise of Self-Scarring

In my normal business interactions these days, I’m forced to talk to people whom I don’t trust because I know that their tattoo is a cry for help about something or another. And so naturally, I try to do a mini-checkup on them in any way I can. Generally I start by asking what their tattoo represents, which inevitably opens up a can of worms.

Tattoos are something like cutting. Objectively, absent media influence and cultural influence, if you look at someone with a tattoo, the tattoo itself is disgusting. I look at tattooed people and I feel so sorry for them, and at the same time, if they’re a business partner, I realize with no degree of terror that this person who is proclaiming to the world the evils that they have yet to get over in some form – that I’m associated with them; and that their tattoos, and all the implicit baggage of their tattoo, is weighing down their ability to competently perform business. And it does.

Some people choose to cut things in themselves. Other people get tattoos. Both are forms of self-mutilation, just like a sex-change – excuse me, “gender reassignment surgery.” The only difference between cutting yourself and the other evil practices mentioned here is that one sends you directly to the emergency room and almost certain institutionalization; and the other is considered a mildly acceptable form of social expression. I suppose that getting a tattoo is a relatively healthy way of expressing a fear and begging everyone who sees it for some kind of consolation, but again, this only further begs the question of why we don’t address the underlying psychosis.

Shouting And Violence Over Reasoning

Millennials have a kind of subtle way of coercing other people through bureaucratic corporate culture. Millennials pretend to be indignantly offended over things that oughtn’t offend them because they are the problem. I say “they” because somehow, I managed to avoid most of the great millennial brainwashing, and I praise the Lord for this every day.

How do millennials coerce others? It works something like this. They borrow a technique from the communists, which is to accuse relatively healthy Americans of being aggressive when they themselves are aggressive. This technique of coersion, in the spirit of communism, is no more apparent than in the recent phenomenon known as the “microaggression.”

I heard a story yesterday about how a college has banned use of the phrase “no problem” on the grounds that it is a “microaggression.” Evidently, if you’re a millennial, you automatically assume that you are the problem – which you are if you interpret “no problem” as offensive, otherwise how could you possibly interpret “no problem” as aggressive — it’s simply bogus.

Abandonment Of All Standards For Behavior

The purpose of etiquette is to provide a common, agreed upon system of communicating within a group of people. America has, or has historically had, the best system, the best culture, in human history, because in part it is not a system at all, but rather an anti-system, a living, breathing way of life in which we listen to that “Creator” the constitution speaks of.

The communists, the fascists, were always fond of saying things like, “resistance is futile,” but this of course is a lie, just like the “gay gene,” and the “born this way” myth. Where’s that gay gene again? Nobody knows. And yet, millennials are terrified, more than anything else, of confronting what all of us instinctively knows. It’s downright wrong for a man to stick his ding-dong where it don’t belong. And yet, homosexuals have convinced an entire generation of women to be proud that they’re doing just that. Well, really it’s the communists behind the homosexuals. Just read the original communist platform. But that’s another article.

If you’d like to know what’s really futile, it’s fighting what is literally written on every cell in our bodies. And again, that’s not that you’re a homosexual. God, or al-LAH’, or nature, or whatever the hell you believe in in good faith, cannot possibly be telling you that you were born to stick your penis in the anus of a man, natural or otherwise.

Media-Onset Homosexual Psychosis

But you know who has been telling America that they were born “gay” (i.e. homosexual) for years? The media. Now, granted, the FakeNews always cites some “expert,” or the misnamed “Human Rights Campaign” as proof, but really, nobody has done more to perpetuate the myth that homosexuality is some kind of natural-born, healthy habit, even a successful way of life. Nevermind the anal bleeding, desperation, higher suicide rates, and the fact that it is patently gross to any healthy, sane person.

Psychologists Manipulated

DSM-4, Homosexuality removed as a disease as a result of a homosexual mob in San Franny. ‘Nuff said. Look it up – but not on Google.

You’re A Chicken

Remember the old hypnotist trick of convincing a suggestible client that he was a chicken? Of course you don’t; you’re a millennial. But again, look it up, and not on Google.

If you’ve been to Vegas, you’ve seen the street hypnotists. They look for vulnerable, suggestible people – like the kind who watches television for at least ten hours a week. Television convinced America that McDonalds was part of a healthy lifestyle; is it so far-fetched to believe that it was the same medium which sold America on homosexuality as well?

Granted, better generations knew better, and ignored the silliness of FakeNews anchors. Communist as Walter Cronkite and Edward Murrow were, there were limits to what they could pull over on the Greatest Generation.

But Millennials weren’t merely raised on television; millennials were reared on Smart Phones, which are essentially the old idiot box on crack cocaine. This very day, school districts force students to lock up their phones just as someone quitting smoking is often forced to lock up their cigs, if not throw them away.

Born this way? Hell, if you believe that, you might as well believe you’re a chicken. I’m here to tell you you’re not a homosexual. However, as it turns out, there’s big ad dollars in convincing you that you’re less than the man or woman, than you think you are.

I Blame Television (Including “Social Media”)

It’s not just white guilt. It’s not just heterosexual guilt. The mainstream media, and now Silicon Valley’s FAANG companies, are playing a dirty game that, in a very thinly-veiled, unsophisticated way, insults the very core of what every bone in your body, every molecule, is telling you is true.

Forgive me if I can’t articulate it properly, but I know that I know that I know that the blood of an entire generation of Americans, be it dripping in a tattoo parlor or on the floor of an El Paso WalMart, is on the hands of our media.

The media is creating a false illusion of what’s okay and not okay to say. The media is forcing all of us to self-censor what’s really on our minds, just like Soviet Russia.

Things like, “It’s gross when a man sticks his penis in somebody’s ass.” Things like “you need to get help.” And, most recently, my favorite, “no problem.”

And when an entire generation, an entire populace of Americans can’t speak freely, it can’t think freely. When an entire populace of Americans can’t think freely, it gets frustrated, it gets agitated. And when an entire nation can’t express itself, well, things start to go boom; and more “experts” go on the FakeNews and, censoring themselves to conform with the communist ruins running the TV and Radio stations, and Silicon Valley Ideologues — they raise the nation’s blood pressure and frustration even more, which in turn perpetuates the cycle.

I Know What You’re Thinking

What about the racists? What about the White Supremacists?

Here’s my thought on that. It’s okay to give other races s*&t. In fact, America did this for years in our neighborhoods, in an era when Americans didn’t shoot each other and everybody stayed alive.

Do you want to live in a neighborhood where different races fling slurs at each other and can leave their doors unlocked at night – which was American reality once upon a time – or do you want to live in a neighborhood where people are polite because they don’t want the FakeNews to do a trash piece on them; and where things go boom?

I say it’s better to have everyday Americans cussing out people they don’t like, and not forcing dissimilars to be polite to the point of all hell breaking loose as it is today.

But, since you’re probably a millennial, I’m obligated by the laws of the internet to ask you, what do you think? Am I right about people being allowed to cuss each other out without losing their jobs? Or do you prefer things the way they are, where the constant, media-instigated, media-perpetuated threat of social annihilation forces all of us to say only what some other guy thinks it’s appropriate for us to say? And by the way, what gives that other guy the right?

Let me know in the comments below. (Again, I’m obligated to say this by the laws of the internet)