Joe Biden Launches #ShoutYourRacism Campaign
At the advice of his political consultants to get more “edgy” to appeal to millennials, Joe Biden announced his #ShoutYourRacism campaign Saturday, taking a page from abortionists’ bid to #ShoutYourAbortion to save Planned Parenthood. The impetus of the campaign, Mrs. Biden told America’s Man’s Man, is to elicit Biden-esque gaffes “so that you guys can get some good sound bites ahead of the 2020 campaign.”
“I want to thank you for having the courage to show up today,” Joe Biden told the FakeNews reporters and others in attendance. He then proceeded to acknowledge himself. “I’m getting hipper by the day. So what’s your favorite racial slur?” After a few moments of silence from the crowd, he continued, “It’s okay. This is a safe space to shout your racism.”
A white CNN Cameraman shouted, “Redneck Alcoholic Barefoot Bible Barbie!”
“You’re terrible,” Biden’s voice echoed with a note of guffaw over a mostly empty National Mall, drawing the irk of some Japanese tourists. Biden then said, “That’s just terrible. I want to shout out to the Japanese-Americans passing through. You’re safe here, too. We’re sorry about what we did to you. We won’t do it again.”
Joe Biden tells America’s Man’s Man FakeNews Reporter Jeff Wu, “I think we got the ball rolling. It’s bloody and disgusting, but getting the racism problem out in the open is the first step toward fixing it.” Biden declined to shout any racial slurs himself when asked by our FakeNews reporter Jeff Wu. “Nice try,” Biden quipped.
Biden’s #ShoutYourRacism event comes on the heels of the former vice president’s announcement for his controversial Blackburger Bill which he still can’t find one congresspeoples to sponsor. The Blackburger Bill, in Biden’s latest napkin drawings, is intended to provide an outlet for his “Passion for poor kids and hamburgers at a time when both are under assault,” he told the crowd of mostly FakeNews personnel. The napkin outline appeared to be stained with ketchup.
Biden says hearing the CNN cameraman voice the Anti-American slur made him “very optimistic” about the future of America. “I’m hopeful, and emboldened based on what I heard today, about the future of not only abortion, but poor kids. The sooner we start being open about ethnic abortions, the sooner we can bring racism to the forefront, and terminate the problem.”