For Boston Butches And Awkward Millennials, Climate Change Is Real

I started laughing when I saw this and I asked the butch lesbian in front of me in line for a strawless dinner whether the diner was for real.

The butch lesbian in front of me replied, “Everybody’s doing it. Straws destroy our environment.”

Was the butch lesbian right? Let me know in the comments below. What will I tell my dentist?

And by the way, I’m writing this from Starbucks. I know, I know – but these are desperate times.

The worst part of this is that they’re perpetuating the myth of shark as enemy when really, sharks are our friends whom we should swim with always.