Eviction Notice To Joe Biden And Kamala Harris
NOTICE TO QUIT
The American People
The Governed
United States Of America
ATTN: Mr. Joe Biden And Mssssssssss. Kamala Harris
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20500
February 4, 2021
Dear Joe Biden And Kamala Harris,
It has come to the attention of us, the American People, that you have been squatting on our National Park Service Property at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue since January 20, 2020. We regret to say that although President Trump has been hospitable to you thus far, you’ve been less than an ideal tenant. Frankly, attempting to steal the election in connection with your and your son’s Chinese interests wasn’t a great start.
We know that we don’t matter to you, and that you’ll probably throw this eviction notice out, like you’ve done with the United States Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Holy Bible, because all you care about is getting payments from China, even though your presence in the White House endangers our national security, and is an affront to God himself.
Furthermore, we know that you don’t care about our National Security, and that you’re just waiting for The Chinese Communist Party to give you the go-ahead, at which point you’ll have taken away all of our guns, and you’ll have used your BigTech and FakeNews co-conspirators to misinform and scare America to death, bound by government order to wear muzzles when the Chinese troops arrive, as their continuing occupation of America is well in progress, so that we will all be like lambs being led to the slaughter, or more likely, the shooting ranges of our new Russian overlords, after we have served our term in your concentration camps. And then, of course, our Chinese invaders, whom you’ll have sold our country to – will do what they do to the rest of Americans whom they have bribed. And there will be no America left. We understand that you’re selling our country to China, and you’re doing so at your own peril. We don’t understand your irrational behavior, but we figure, you’re probably just at that age where – you know you don’t have many years left, and that your Son Hunter really isn’t going to do well here, because, well, because he’s a bad man like you are. We know all this.
Regardless, Dictator Xi has not yet given the command, and you have thus not yet completed successful Chinese Communist Party invasion on the Chinese Communist Party’s behalf, with your BigTech and FakeNews friends. I regret to say that most Americans are American loyalists, as I am, and so FakeNews and BigTech FAANGTs have a ways to go to completing their total brainwashing of the smartest people in the world – The American People. The people who do more for the rest of the world than any other nation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
Therefore, as long as the White House remains the sovereign property of the United States of America National Park Service, we, the American People, hereby demand that you vacate the premises within thirty (30) days of this notice. As of this writing, you are (legally) liable for the grave danger you have caused to us, the American People, and the United States of America in connection with treason, voter fraud, and other high crimes and misdemeanors. If you do not vacate the premises within 30 days as previously stated, you will also be legally liable for occupancy, utilities, and other use of the premises. And don’t even think about not paying the staff, Kamala.
Don’t even think about it, Kamala. And you too, Hunter. We know you’re squatting in there, too.
While We, The People understand that you think you won the election – we did not actually vote for you, and you have no business on the premises. And really, we include this line just to be polite, because, well, you know what you did.
Your violation is incurable, and you must, therefore, vacate the National Park Service property located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, District Of Columbia. You are further notified that failure to vacate the premises may result in further legal action being taken against you in addition to outstanding claims made by President Donald J. Trump (the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election, withstanding the incompetent electoral vote certification).
THIS NOTICE IS BEING FURNISHED TO YOU IN ACCORDANCE WITH WHITE HOUSE TRADITION AND THE CODE OF THE UNITED STATES § 73.735-305 . NOTHING IN THIS NOTICE IS INTENDED OR SHALL BE CONSTRUED AS A WAIVER OF THE CONSTITUTION, THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, THE BILL OF RIGHTS, THE HOLY SCRIPTURES, OR ANY AND ALL OF THE RIGHTS WITH WHICH THE CREATOR OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ENDOWS US WITH AS MANIFEST IN SAID SOVEREIGN DOCUMENTS.
SIGNED: PV February Four In The Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand And Twenty-One
AMERICA’S MAN’S MAN
For Us, The People Of The United States Of America, And Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior
43 Pearson St.
Saugus, MA 01906
America’s Man’s Man condemns and disavows all illegal and unconstitutional violence.