We Love You, “El Rushbo”

I guess you finally returned your wisely-invested talents God loaned you back to him. Or does he let you keep using them in Heaven?

Thanks for being a shining example of Excellence in not only Broadcasting, but of Civic Duty.

Don’t worry. We’ll pass on the torch of real Christian, American civilization to the next generation of Americans.

I will go down swinging before submitting to a life without the Christian, American Way.

Just to remind the rest of you reading this obituary, you’re following America’s General In The Culture War,

America’s Man’s Man

Please don’t commit illegal violence.